As fun as holidays can be, they can also be super stressful. Even if you arent the one making all the Thanksgiving dinner sides and delicious pies, Turkey Day can be overwhelming. Thats why when tensions run high — which can easily happen when people start to get “hangry” — you cant go wrong breaking out Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood and get everyone giggling. No matter how old you are, kids and adults cant resist a witty one-liner about pumpkin pie, a punny knock-knock joke about food or a corny Dad joke that pokes at the holiday.
Use these funny Thanksgiving jokes as an icebreaker for your new guests or write out a bunch on slips of paper for the younger ones to keep them busy. If theyre really young at heart, you can always opt for the super kid-friendly jokes on this list. And who knows — a few of them might just make the perfect Thanksgiving Instagram caption to pair with your dinner plate photo or selfie with your favorite cousin. The possibilities are endless with these turkey jokes for the whole family.
Thanksgiving is right around the corner, which means it’s time to start prepping those hilarious dad jokes and punny one-liners When the turkey’s carved and the plates are clean, there’s nothing better than gathering around the table for some festive fun And this year, I have the perfect joke to get the party started – “What did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving?”
This simple question opens up a whole world of corny punchlines and goofy responses. In my house, it never fails to get a laugh. But if you need some extra material to really knock your guests’ socks off, here are some of the funniest “What did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving” jokes I’ve come across. Pull these out after the pie and get ready for some serious gobbling!
Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes
“I thought you said we were having two turkeys this year.” “Yes, your uncle is right over there.”
“Why did the turkey bring a microphone?” “He was ready to roast”
“Which side of a turkey has more feathers?” “The outside.”
“Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?”
“What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?” “Drumsticks for everyone!”
“Why did the turkey stand on stilts?” “Because nobody eat flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner”
“What kind of turkey requires ID?” “Wild Turkey.”
“What did the turkey say when he met the president?” “Pardon me.”
“How does a turkey travel?” “By gravy train.”
Black Friday Jokes
“Why did the Black Friday shopper cross the store?” “To get to the other size.”
“When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?” “In the dictionary.”
“What do you call the day after Black Friday?” “Broke Saturday.”
“Why don’t grapes go on sale for Black Friday? They keep raisin’ the prices.”
“What’s the best way to save money on Black Friday?” “Stay home.”
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
“Pass the corn(y jokes), please.”
“How did the peas feel when they found out everyone preferred mashed potatoes?” “They were green with envy.”
“Got any cornbread jokes?” “I do, but they’re corny.”
“What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to dinner?” “Mac and cheese.”
“Why did the comedian ask you to pass the bread?” “He was trying to get on a roll.”
“What did the dressing say to the turkey?” “You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
“What do you say when you have to leave Thanksgiving before dessert?” “Pie-pie!”
“Why did the turkey get detention at school?” “He used fowl language.”
“What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?” “A har-vest.”
“Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?” “There was no thyme!”
Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes
“What did pilgrim teenagers think about the first Thanksgiving?” “It was corny.”
“What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?” “Plymouth Rock.”
“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?” “Pilgrims.”
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Gobble.” “Gobble who?” “Gobble me, obviously. It’s Thanksgiving and I’m a turkey.”
“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Figs.” “Figs who?” “Figs the doorbell. We have Thanksgiving guests coming.”
“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Turkey.” “Turkey who?” “Exactly. Now where can I hide?”
Thanksgiving Puns
Feelin’ gravy.
I yam what I yam.
I’m all about that baste.
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
I only have pies for you.
Classic Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes
“Why did the turkey cross the road?” “He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
“How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?” “He was already stuffed.”
“What did the turkey say to the computer?” “Google, google.”
“What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?” “A poultry-geist.”
What Did the Turkey Eat for Thanksgiving?
So there you have it – a whole feast of hilarious options for answering the question, “What did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving?” I recommend having a few ready to go so you can really ham it up. With these funny jokes in your arsenal, you’re all set to deliver some festive fun that will crack up everyone at the table!
After all, gathering around the holiday table and sharing bad jokes is a tradition as old as Thanksgiving itself. So gobble up these one-liners and get ready to leave your guests howling with laughter. Just be careful not to laugh so hard you spit out your pumpkin pie – save that for the turkey!
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